Look here sweetheart, your roomie might be flapping their gums and getting on your last nerve, but don’t let it ruffle your feathers. It’s about as challenging as finding a decent cuppa in America. You’re surrounded by more beauty and joy than a royal wedding on a bank holiday, so why waste energy on a face like a smacked arse? You’ll forget all about this morning’s kerfuffle quicker than you can say “full English breakfast.” As for your lucky charm, it’s a rubber duck. Why, you ask? Well, it floats. Just like all your troubles will after you tell your roomie to stuff it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!