Oi, you’re acting like a right old nit-picker, aren’t ya? You’re giving everyone, including yourself, a proper earful. You’ve got a hankering for perfection, but listen up, sunshine: perfection is as rare as a sober night at the pub. The more you flap your gums, the more likely you’ll be grovelling for forgiveness. Clocking this could save you from being a total muppet. Lucky charm: A silver tongued serpent. Might help you from sticking your foot in it again, eh? But don’t count on it, knowing you.

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