Blimey! You’re up against more walls than a knackered old tomcat on a night stroll. Folks expect you to sort out their squabbles like some kind of glorified Judge Judy. Once you’ve tackled these kerfuffles, don’t be gobsmacked if you’re gasping for a kip, a bit of normality, and a life as predictable as a season finale of EastEnders. Lucky charm: A cup of builder’s brew. It might not solve your problems, but at least it’ll help you keep calm and carry on moaning about it.

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