Alright darling, let’s put it this way. You’re fussier than a cat in a vegan household, itching to get a wriggle on. But you’re stuck in the slow lane, pacing about like a granny at a rave. God love you, you’re trying to force the issue, but do you really want to be like a dodgy curry, rushing things and causing a right stink? Remember sweetie, if you rush things, you might just open up an opportunity for some sneaky sod to take the mickey. And you don’t want that, do you? So, take a breather, have a cuppa and let the chips fall where they may. The universe isn’t Amazon Prime, it doesn’t deliver when you bloody well want it to. So, sit tight and wait for the right moment, like a proper British queue. Now here’s a bit of a lucky charm for you, a mantra if you will: “Slow and steady wins the race.” Sounds boring, doesn’t it? Well, it’s more exciting than watching paint dry. So repeat after me, “Slow and steady.” Good luck with that, you’ll need it!

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