Oi, love. If you find yourself on the brink of a new lovey-dovey scenario, brace yourself for a right royal emotional rollercoaster. It’s going to be hotter than a vindaloo in a heatwave, and more emotionally charged than a soap opera on steroids. You’re likely to be as attracted to this person as a moth to a flame, but be warned, they’re messing with your noggin more than a magician in a mind-reading contest. This could lead to more issues than a tabloid newspaper, so before you go diving headfirst into love’s murky waters, why not just be mates, eh? At least for now. And here’s a cheeky little nugget for you. Your lucky item this week is a rubber duck named Desmond. Why? Because sometimes you just need a bath-time buddy who won’t judge you for using half a bottle of bubble bath. Get to know Desmond, he might be the most reliable fella in your life right now.

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