Cor blimey, mate! Despite the world going absolutely bonkers around you, you’re still going to find a moment for a good chinwag with yourself. Listen to that inner chit-chat and you’ll be hopping over life’s speed bumps like a rabbit on a Red Bull binge. You might sniff out that a relative or co-worker is having a right mare with some changes. Just carry on with your daily grind like nothing’s skew-whiff, alright? Lucky Charm: A horseshoe nailed above your door. Just be careful it doesn’t fall down and give you a right old clonk on the noggin. That would be more ‘unlucky charm’, wouldn’t it?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!