Blimey, you’re a right creative nutter, ain’t you? You’ve got your head in the clouds, dabbling in all the arty-farty stuff like music, literature, and God knows what else. You’ve got a sixth sense about you, a sort of ‘I feel your pain, mate’ kind of vibe. It’s no wonder you’re bloody good at all that touchy-feely stuff like counselling, healthcare and whatnot. And beware, one of your chums might pop ’round for a natter and a spot of advice, probably about their failing love life or their dodgy curry last night. Here’s a lucky tip for you: when life gives you lemons, stick ’em in a gin and tonic. Who knows, it might just be the magic potion you need to deal with all the bollocks coming your way!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!