Blimey, love! If you insist on playing the comparison game, you’ll find yourself wallowing in a puddle of despair quicker than a hen scoffs down a worm! There’s always a posh knob or a penny-pinching Scrooge who’ll have either more or less than you. So, instead of getting your knickers in a twist, why not focus on your own skill set? Perhaps you can bake a Yorkshire pudding without setting the house on fire or maybe you’ve mastered the art of drinking tea without spilling it down your front. Either way, remind yourself often, you’re doing better than a posh toff at a pie-eating contest! Lucky charm: A soggy teabag. Why? Because even a used teabag is luckier than you on a bad day!

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