Blimey, you’re a right barrel of laughs today, aren’t ya? You’re like the office clown – a bit of a twit in the boardroom and a total buffoon in the library. Your bosses and bigwigs are finding you oddly irresistible – it’s like they’re all under the spell of your inexplicable charm. Go easy though, don’t want them thinking you’re up to something cheeky. Here’s a quick tip for you, you lucky sod: your lucky charm for the day is a rubber duck. Why? Because you’re quackers!

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