Blimey! If you’ve been eyeing up that old hunk of wood or dust-covered relic from your local vicar’s tea party, it’s about time you stopped being a lazy sod and gave it a bit of a spruce up. Some might say it’s pure ignorance if you fail to recognise the tatty charm of that battered old chest of drawers or the wonky-legged table. So, pull your finger out and start phoning around for a few quotes. And while you’re at it, don’t forget to sweet talk your way into a few quid from your mates or that rich aunt you only see at Christmas. You’ve got a project to fund, mate! Lucky tip: If you find yourself short of cash, just remember – there’s always money in the banana stand. But don’t really go looking for money in a banana stand, unless you fancy being chased by a pack of monkeys.

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