Blimey, if there’s a day you should be giving your wallet a wide berth, it’s this one. You�d have more luck reading the financial times after six pints at the pub than you do understanding your financial affairs today. I mean, your ability to misinterpret figures today would make a circus contortionist look like they’ve got arthritis. So, if you�re out and about splurging on tat, keep hold of those receipts tighter than a miser on Boxing Day. And if you’re dealing with the old Queen’s heads, you’d better count your change, or you’ll end up short changed, feeling like a right numpty. So, pull your socks up and keep a sharp eye on your dosh and gear today. Now, here’s your lucky charm: a two pence piece. I mean, it’s not going to make you a millionaire, but at least it’s worth more than your financial judgement today.

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