Put a sock in it, love. Before you start flapping your gums, have a good rummage in your noggin. Blurt out the wrong thing in the throes of a strop, and you might find yourself in a right pickle. Once you’ve let your mouth run away with you, there’s no shoving the words back in, trust me. Though you might attempt to stitch up the damage later, it’ll take more elbow grease than cleaning the loo after a curry night, and a truckload of grovelling. Now, for your lucky charm, it’s a muzzle. Might help prevent those verbal diarrhoea episodes of yours. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye…or a friend.

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