Blimey, you’re dead set on this far-off target, aren’t you? You’ve got your blinkers on so tight, you’d give a racehorse a run for its money. Brace yourself for some thrilling leaps and bounds, love. You’re on the verge of a big shake-up, might be a step up the ladder or a brand new gig that’ll have you juggling responsibilities like a circus clown on speed. Don’t forget to flaunt your haggling skills during the chinwag, darling. You’ve got the gift of the gab, so use it. We don’t want them thinking you’re as useful as a chocolate teapot, do we? Now, here’s your lucky phrase for the day: “I’m about as subtle as a sledgehammer.” Use it wisely, maybe it’ll knock some sense into the thick skulls you’ll be dealing with. Just remember dear, subtlety has about as much place in your life as a vegan in a butcher’s shop.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!