Blimey! Here we go again, you’re getting more apologies from that let-down Larry than a politician after an election. They’ve broken more promises than a cheap chocolate Easter bunny. It’s no wonder you’re more wound up than a clockwork toy on energy drinks. If you’re considering whacking them with an ultimatum, make sure it’s a bloody good one, alright? And remember, follow through, love. No one likes a threat that’s as empty as a politician’s promises, it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot! Separate Lucky Phrase: “Every cloud has a silver lining” – And in your case, the lining’s probably made of tinfoil and comes with a free turkey. Ha!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!