Oh, blimey! The last time you crossed paths with this particular nutty crumpet you’re bumping into today, it was more of a punch-up than a meet-up, wasn’t it? But don’t worry your pretty little head, they’ve got the memory of a goldfish on a diet. All’s forgiven, or more likely, forgotten – and that little nugget of knowledge is enough to have you grinning like a Cheshire cat on catnip! After that recent kerfuffle that could have been avoided with a simple game of charades, you’re now finding it easier to chinwag with a certain someone who’s as dear to you as a cup of tea on a rainy day. So today, my darling, is as good a day as any to practice your honesty. Just remember, it’s not a blabber-fest; keep some mystery, you’re not an open book, you’re a bloody enigma! Lucky nugget for the day: The number 7. Lucky as a seven-legged rabbit, that one! Well, if you consider a rabbit with an extra leg lucky and not a horrifying genetic experiment gone wrong. Remember, being lucky is all about perspective, ducks!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!