Crikey, you’ve been gawking at your workmate’s fusspot lifestyle, haven’t you? You’re starting to think about how their manic obsession with order might not be such a bad idea for your haphazard ways. Normally, you’d rather chew on raw haggis than live like a robot, but you’re getting desperate. You’ve noticed that a bit of structure might actually prevent you from being the office disaster zone. As for your good luck charm, it’s a rubber duck. Don’t ask why, just go with it. It’s about as logical as the rest of your life choices. Keep it in your pocket and remember – it’s the only thing that’s got its life together more than you do.

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