Your chum, your bosom buddy, your partner in crime is going to be a right laugh today. You’re all set to chinwag about those touchy subjects that you used to skirt around like a randy bull at a barn dance. You were bracing yourself for a proper barney over the dosh but surprise, surprise, not a peep about the green stuff. It’s like expecting a punch in the face and getting a wet kiss from your granny instead. And here’s a lucky tip for you: Don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched. Or in your case, don’t count your dates before they’ve swiped right. Some things are just better left as a surprise, like the contents of a mystery meat pie.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!