You’ve got some flash ideas, mate, but they’re about as useful as a chocolate teapot if you don’t sprinkle in a bit of good old-fashioned common sense. Have a chinwag with your most sensible pal – if you can find one – and let them throw a spanner in the works of your grand plans. And keep those peepers wide open. There’s something fishy going on in your business dealings, and it ain’t your colleague’s questionable tuna sandwich. And here’s a giggle – today’s lucky colour is beige, the colour of excitement and adventure… if your idea of adventure is a trip to the local post office.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!