Blimey, your work gaff’s buzzing like a wasps’ nest on a hot summer’s day. Everyone’s nattering about all these thrilling opportunities, enough to make a bloke think he’s won the lottery. You’re not the only lucky sod, mind, there’s plenty of good fortune being spread around like butter on hot toast. Don’t you start moping about – keep your peepers on the silver lining, even if it’s as thin as a cheap pair of knickers. And here’s your lucky charm, mate: A horseshoe. Just remember, don’t hang it upside down – you don’t want your luck dripping out like a leaky faucet.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!