You’re absolutely knackered from being the bloke or bird who’s always lumped with the donkey work, ain’t ya? Why not try to fob off a bit of the grunt work to one of your so-called mates or office cronies? You’re stalling on chasing your own dreams, just to keep the peace with your motley crew of colleagues. And now you’re sat there, regretting it, like a dog who’s just realised he’s been chasing his own tail all day. You’re starting to wish you’d made a different choice, aren’t you? Just like the time you picked the last pasty at Greggs only to find it was a vegan one. Here’s your lucky charm for the day: a two-pound coin. Not that it’ll make you rich enough to quit your job, mind. Just enough to get another bloody vegan pasty. God help us all.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!