You’re itching like a flea on a dog’s back to get that shiny new gizmo that’s just hit the shops, but the one who holds the purse strings is as enthusiastic as a vegan at a butcher’s shop. You could go all 007 and sneakily purchase it, but they’ll sniff it out faster than a fart in a car, and boy, they won’t be chuffed. If you’re in hock to someone, don’t be a muppet, respect their wishes. As for luck, your lucky charm is a goldfish. Not very convenient to carry around, is it? But hey, at least it’s not a frigging elephant.

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