You’re as in sync with folks as a pair of knickers in a twist. You’re about as popular in a crowd as a fart in a spacesuit, you social butterfly. You’ve got ambition and motivation coming out of your arse, but you serve it up with all the charm of a wet kipper, don’t you? Still, people seem to like your soft touch. Must be those rose-tinted specs they’re all wearing. For a bit of extra luck, try carrying a stuffed badger in your pocket. It won’t do a bloody thing, but at least it’ll give you something to talk about when you’re boring everyone to tears with your ambitions.

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