Listen here, darling! You’re about to dive head first into some local training tosh and it’s going to be chock-a-block with learning opportunities. You’ll be having so much fun you won’t even realise you’re learning – it’s like getting drunk on knowledge, just with less of a hangover. You’ll juggle all your tasks like a circus act on steroids, you’ll have no bother at all – unless we’re talking about the fashion faux pas you’ll commit on the way. Honestly, whoever said education couldn’t be fun clearly never met you… or they did and are still trying to recover from the trauma. And here’s a bit of luck for you, love: remember that one sock you lost in the laundry last week? Well, it’s your lucky sock now. Just don’t sniff it too hard, you might pass out. And we wouldn’t want that now, would we?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!