Blimey, you’re rubbing elbows with the bigwigs, ain’t ya? A little chirpier banter wouldn’t go amiss, sunshine. Try not to be such a one trick pony, get your noggin around a few different ideas. You’re not just the bee’s knees in the office, you’re also the cat’s pyjamas at those swanky do’s. You’ve got charm oozing out of every pore, you irresistible bugger. You’re catching eyes like a streaker at a cricket match. Now listen up, your lucky phrase is “Keep your pecker up”. Not exactly sure how that works, but who am I to argue with the cosmos? You might just get a lucky escape from an awkward conversation with that one. And remember, if all else fails, a well-timed fart can be a great distraction.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!