Blimey, you’re absolutely knackered of hearing all that squabbling, ain’t ya? You’re itching to scarper from this bloody stressful debacle, as though it were a dodgy curry on a Friday night. Well, hang on to your knickers, ’cause there’s a big step up just around the corner – it’s practically tickling your nose hairs, it’s so close. So keep going, even if it feels like you’re running a marathon in high heels. And those negative thoughts? Bat them away like you would a swarm of midges at a summer picnic. Now, for your lucky charm – it’s a rubber duck. Yes, you heard right. A bloody rubber duck. Why? ‘Cause it floats, mate! No matter how rough the waters, it keeps on bobbing. So, when life gets tough, just remember, you’re tougher than a rubber duck in a hurricane.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!