Oh, darling, you’re feeling as frazzled as a drag queen’s wig after a night out, aren’t you? The to-do list is longer than the Queen’s corgis’ Christmas wishlist and it’s got you in a right tizzy. Here’s some advice: stop trying to be a martyr and drop some of those less essential tasks like a hot potato. Trust me, the world won’t stop spinning if you don’t knit your granny a new tea cosy by Tuesday. And as for those commitments that are weighing you down like a bad curry, it’s time to bow out, love. You’re about as committed as a Love Island contestant after the show’s ended – it’s not a good look. Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Yes, you read that correctly. Don’t question it, just quack on with it. It’s just as ridiculous as your life right now, but it might just give you a giggle.

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