Listen up, love! What’s kicking off right now is more crucial to you than your favourite biscuit at tea time. Meanwhile, you’re strutting about like a peacock in a tiara – you’re chuffed to bits. The cosmos has chucked you a road map and the route’s as clear as a pint of London’s finest lager. It’s like the opening night at the West End – some swanky do is in the works and you’re getting primped up to take centre stage. And here’s a bit of a giggle for you. Your lucky item is a rubber duck. Yeah, you heard it right. A sodding rubber duck. Because nothing says ‘I’m ready to conquer the universe’ like a bath toy that squeaks when you squeeze it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!