Right, you restless bugger, you’re about as keen on staying put as a cat in a bag. You’re likely to jump at any old rubbish that comes your way, without so much as a second thought. Usually, you’d be more cautious, giving it a good ponder before diving in. But not today, no, you’re ready to make a right muppet of yourself on the spur of the moment. What a giggle it will be, eh? Now, here’s a cheeky bit of advice for you: Hold onto a lucky rabbit’s foot for today. Not that it’ll make a blind bit of difference, but at least you’ll have a furry conversation starter at the pub!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!