Oi, there’s this cheeky bugger who’s moaning about being up to their eyeballs in work. You’d think they’ve been asked to single-handedly negotiate Brexit, the way they’re carrying on. But let’s be honest, their workload’s about as taxing as a receding hairline on a bald man. They’re crafty as a fox, hoping you’ll pick up their slack. Now, don’t be a mug, love. Focus on lending a hand to those who genuinely need it, like your nan trying to tune in to Coronation Street, not these lazy sods. Set some boundaries, for crying out loud! And those who can, should handle their own mess. It’s not like they’re trying to put a condom on a hedgehog, is it? Your lucky charm is a set of earplugs. They’ll come in handy when you’re done listening to the incessant whinging of your co-workers. Word of advice, don’t mistake them for suppositories, it’s a right bugger trying to fish them out.

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