You’re right gutted by the antics of your love interest or your cash chum. You’re probably thinking, “Oh, bugger, why did I tie my horse to this cart?” when they drop the bombshell about their latest shenanigans. Before you go off half-cocked, take a tick to mull over the potential fallout. It’s like playing a game of pass the parcel with a hand grenade, innit? Lucky charm: A horseshoe. And no, not for the horse you’ve already tied to that disastrous cart. It’s for you, love. Get yourself some luck ‘cos heaven knows you’re gonna need it with that partner of yours!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!