Well, darling, they’ve come up with a new position to help the office boffins, but there’s a bit of a tizz brewing over the green-as-a-gooseberry newbies meddling in affairs beyond their pay grade. It’s like letting a chimp loose in a china shop, bound to end in tears – and not just for the china! Keep your mince pies peeled, though. You might just stumble upon a juicy tidbit that could turn out to be a right corker for you. And for a little extra sprinkle of luck, today’s lucky colour is shocking pink. Wear it, live it, love it. Just remember, if you look like a flamingo at a penguin party, you’re doing it right!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!