Blimey, you’ve got a right kerfuffle on your hands! You’ve been roped into a social do or some family shindig that you’d rather avoid like a vegan at a barbecue. You’re so chock-a-block with more exciting things like watching paint dry or counting sheep, that you’ve got to give it a miss, disappointing some poor soul. It’s not that you don’t fancy being the life of the party, it’s just that you’ve got more pressing matters at hand – like trimming nose hairs or de-linting your belly button. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Stick it in your back pocket, it might just be the helping hand you need to get out of attending that dreadful gathering. Just remember, it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but it might make your backside look more appealing.

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