Oi, you’ve got a right nutter of a boss on your hands, ain’t ya? They’re asking more of you than a pair of knickers on a windy washing line. They’re after more than you can give, just like my ex-husband! Don’t get your knickers in a twist about their porridge-faced reaction when you fess up. Your natural charm – or what’s left of it – could turn this right cock-up into a right knees-up. Now, your lucky item is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right, a bloomin’ rubber duck! It’s got as much relevance to your life as my ex’s alimony payments. But hey, who am I to argue with the stars?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!