While you’re busy playing Mother Teresa, all high and mighty with your sense of duty and fetish for ticking off tasks, you’re also itching like a dog with fleas to shake off the shackles of responsibility and bugger off with your mates. Whether you’re in the comfort of your own home or slaving away in that God-forsaken workplace, you’ll be hit with a sudden urge to spout off your two pennies’ worth like a pub philosopher after a pint. And for your lucky charm, try a horseshoe. It’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot but hey, it might just keep the bailiffs at bay. Or not.

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