Your chums genuinely enjoy your company, love. Quite surprising really, considering your tendency to drink all the Pimm’s and belch the national anthem. An upcoming knees-up might just turn out to be a real humdinger. And you, you’ll be told that you’re as subtle as a brick through a window, bringing your own ‘special’ touch to your shared shenanigans. Oh, you’re still on the shelf, are you? Well, don’t choke on your crumpet, but you might notice a mate slowly morphing into a potential bedfellow. You’ve been warned! Oh, and your lucky item this week is a rubber duck. Not that it’ll get you out of any hot water, mind you, but at least you can enjoy a good chuckle as it bobs around in your bath.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!