Listen here love, you’re about as subtle as a sledgehammer at a royal tea party. In these snooty business shin-digs, despite your unwavering belief in your own brilliance, your past laurels, and all those fancy certificates gathering dust on your mantelpiece, playing it coy is the game to play. If you strut around like a peacock on steroids, pushing your ‘talents’ in everyone’s face, it’s going to blow up in your mug faster than a dodgy vindaloo. So, reign it in a bit, yeah? Now, here’s a cheeky tip for you, sweet cheeks: your lucky item is a pair of humble knickers. Why, you ask? Well, because even if you’re full of hot air, at least your arse will be covered.

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