Once you’ve banged your gavel on a sticky wicket involving a two-man band, it’s about as likely you’ll revisit the issue as a vegan would a butcher shop. You’re all a-quiver to see where this madcap escapade might bugger off to and whether the end result will live up to your pie-in-the-sky daydreams. Shaking up your monotonous routine will do wonders for your personal entanglements, probably in the same way a colonic does wonders for your insides. Your lucky item, darling, is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard it right. Take it everywhere, even to the loo. Who knows, it might just quack you up when you least expect it. Every bath time will be a riot, I guarantee it.

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