Blimey, you’re on for a proper unexpected jolly hols invite that’ll spice up your love life more than a cheeky Nando’s. If your current squeeze, wobbling more than a jelly on a rollercoaster, finally does one, you’ll be in for a spanking new love game that’s more thrilling than a naked run through Buckingham Palace. Eyes peeled for a massive adventurer – they might just pop up like a bad penny. Your lucky charm is a single sock. Because, let’s face it, nothing is luckier than finally finding where that missing bugger ran off to!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!