Don’t get your knickers in a twist over your skyrocketing bills, mate. You’re mulling over giving your daily drill a right royal shake-up, aren’t you? Keep your wig on and soon enough that frustration will flip into a right buzz when one of your kinfolk gives a thumbs up to your bonkers ideas of upping sticks, chucking your job, or giving your health routine a makeover. Your lucky charm is an old teabag. Yes, you heard it right. It’s a testament that even the most used things can still provide comfort. Just don’t try squeezing it into your tea again, unless you fancy a cuppa that tastes like disappointment.

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