Whilst you might be itching to bat your eyelashes at that saucy new bloke next door or the cheeky chappie from work, you’re not the sort to fiddle with people’s feelings, are you? You’d rather keep things friendly and not rock the boat from the get-go. A few sly career moves will have you going up the ladder faster than a ferret up a drainpipe. And here’s a cheeky little tip for you, darling: always carry a rubber chicken in your bag – it’s not only a lucky charm, it’s also a delicious conversation starter. And if all else fails, you can always hit someone with it!

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