Well, ain’t it a kick in the knackers when you see someone else land what you’ve been hankering after, like a seagull nicking your last chip at the seaside. It’s enough to make you spit out your tea! But bite your lip, love, and keep that green-eyed monster on a leash. This cheeky bugger might have a few more miles on the clock, but that doesn’t mean you can’t snatch the prize from their smug little mitts if you keep your peepers on the prize. So, don’t toss your toys out of the pram just yet, there’s still time for you to make it big and wipe that smarmy grin off their face. And here’s a tip for you, don’t just count your chickens before they hatch, learn how to hypnotise them too. It might just be your lucky skill to have the whole coop dancing the funky chicken at your command. Now, wouldn’t that be a sight for sore eyes? Plus, you can always use it as an excuse if you’re late for work again, “Sorry boss, had a bit of trouble with a conga line of hypnotised hens this morning.” Trust me, it’ll be more believable than the old ‘dog ate my alarm clock’ rubbish!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!