You feel like there’s a bloody great hole in your life, do you? Well, you might want to pull your finger out and cobble together some sort of plan for the future. It’ll stop you from having more days that feel as empty as a politician’s promise. You’re currently having a jolly good time with some random bod who you hardly know from Adam. Their energy is sparking your imagination and making your life as exciting as a game of bingo at the local pub. And here’s a little nugget for you: your lucky item is a rubber duck. Why? Because even when you’re up shit creek, at least you’ll have a bath toy for company.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!