You’re right narked about having to sort out all those tedious bits and bobs that should’ve been tucked away in the drawer labelled ‘Done and Dusted’ ages ago. It’s a right royal pain in the arse, innit? But go easy on yourself, love, and try not to unleash your inner Godzilla on the poor buggers around you. Instead of getting your knickers in a twist over every cock-up, think of ’em as your personal stepping stones to becoming less of a numpty. And here’s a bit of cheeky advice: Your lucky charm is a teapot. Why? Because even when things are boiling over, it still manages to keep its lid on. Plus, it gives you an excuse to put your feet up and have a biscuit. Now that’s what I call a win-win!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!