Listen, darling, you’re feeling as guilty as a burglar with a pocket full of swag, but let me tell you, it’s as justified as a fish in a cocktail dress. The best way to deal with this emotional minefield is to have a chinwag with the other muppets involved. Sounds as appealing as a blind date with a warthog, I know, but there’s method in the madness. And while you’re at it, take a deep dive into this sea of guilt, it’s probably as deep as a puddle after a drizzle. There’s a chance it’s all tied up with some old cobblers from your past. Once you twig on, you’ll drop it faster than a hot scone at a tea party. Lucky tip for you, love: if you find a four-leaf clover, don’t go thinking it’s your lucky day. Chances are, you’ve just stepped in a cowpat.

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