Ain’t it a right pickle when all you need is a chirpy pick-me-up from a mate to get your arse in gear and chase those mad dreams of yours. In that gaggle of knobheads, you call a team, you seem to be doing alright, even if a few of them make you want to stick a fork in your eye. But, every once in a while, you might feel the urge to sod off and do something that doesn’t involve their mugshots. Lucky charm for ya this week: a four-leaf clover! Why? Well, it might help you to stop feeling so bloody unlucky all the time!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!