Well, well, well, look who’s been splashing the cash like a Kardashian at a beauty clinic – your roommate’s been on a spending spree that makes Richard Branson look like Scrooge! Get ready for a river of sorrys – probably as genuine as a politician’s promise. Now, at your work, don’t get yourself knotted up in duties that are about as comfortable as sitting on a cactus – it ain’t worth the hassle, darling! And would you believe it, your job’s about to become as social as a royal wedding, with opportunities that you’ll find as enjoyable as a free bar at an open bar. Oh, don’t act so shocked, even miracles happen! Lucky charm for you: A rubber duck. Yes, darling, a rubber duck! Because when life gets tough, it’s best to remember – at least you’re not a sitting duck in a shooting range. Plus, it’s always good for a laugh.

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