You’ve got a talent for untangling life’s knotty problems, don’t you? So much so that others are left scratching their heads, looking as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. But hold onto your knickers, because today is set to toss some humdingers your way that might even get your cogs whirring. Your biggest bugbear is going to be the slack-arsed muppets around you who can’t tell their arse from their elbow. Keep this in mind as you attempt to decode the mess they’ve made, and you might just crack it. And for a little bit of extra luck, remember the mantra ‘A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.’ It’s a handy reminder that what you’ve got is better than what you haven’t – unless that bird in your hand is a pigeon, in which case, you’re just holding a flying rat.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!