You’re finally staggering towards the finish line of this never-ending money raffle, like a drunk who’s lost his kebab shop. There’ve been times when you’ve pondered whether you were off your rocker for signing up in the first place. But now, get ready to pop open a bottle of cheap champers, as you’re finally about to wave cheerio to this financial merry-go-round. Oh, and guess what? Your lucky number is 7. But don’t get too excited. Last time I checked, it won’t magically make your bank balance look like a telephone number, unless you’re ringing from a payphone in the ’80s.

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