Well, darling, your career target is as reachable as a gin bottle at the end of a rough day. Just like a late-night booty call, those golden opportunities have taken their sweet time to knock at your door, but that’s not going to put a spanner in your works, is it? You’re about as likely to put your plans on hold as I am to reject a free facelift. You’re chasing what truly gets your knickers in a twist. And bless your cotton socks, you’re also backing some tree-hugging or charity endeavour. So, you’re not just a pretty face, you’ve got a heart too. Who’d have thought? Lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. But don’t expect it to make you suddenly sprout a sense of humour, love.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!