You’re sat there twiddling your thumbs, chinwagging with your inner self about what the future’s got in the pipeline. Don’t get your knickers in a twist if you’re feeling a bit wobbly, like a jelly on a washing machine. Shuffling jobs like a deck of cards or booking a jolly holiday might not be the magic pill for this wobble – you’re not bloody Madonna, after all. Nah, what’s more likely to get your boat floating is a bit of soul searching and stuffing your noggin with knowledge. You might think that sounds about as exciting as a wet weekend in Wigan, but trust me, it’ll do you a world of good, mate. And here’s your lucky charm – a four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, the only green thing you want to see is a pint of lager. Just be sure not to down it too quick; we wouldn’t want you to end up feeling as sick as a parrot.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!